Sunday, March 30, 2014

Hi guys!

So thanks to my wonderful friend Maddie, I remembered to do my Sunday rant! Thank you Maddie! Seriously guys, if its ever Sunday and you realize I haven't ranted, please text me because I really do just forget.

So this week I'm going to rant about people eating. I don't remember if I've done this one yet or not, but hopefully I didn't.

Some people are just so disgusting. Like I don't understand why it is so flipping hard for people to close their mouths when they chew. It's not a hard thing to do! I do every day of my life!

And then they just swallow soooo loudly and I'm just like "why?". Why is it necessary for that noise to have been made? Like, it wasn't.

We are not cows, we should not sound like cows when we eat our food. Its ridiculous.

It's so easy to control too! Like just take smaller bites or something, my goodness! There are a few people that I know who eat as though that is their first and last meal of their whole entire life.

Oh! And don't even get me started on drinking! There is absolutely no reason that you should gulp down your water like that, you're going to drown yourself with the excessive amounts of water you are drinking at a time. If you have to wipe your whole face off when you're done taking a sip of your water, you're not doing it right.

And I swear some people just should not be allowed to purchase plastic water bottles. The government should have a list and every time they try to buy one, the cashier could be like, "oh sorry, you're not allowed to have that" and take it away from them. First of all, when drinking out of a bottle of water, you do not shove the whole thing in your mouth. You are not eating the bottle of water, you are drinking from it. Second of all, you are not supposed to crinkle the bottle, we don't do that and I don't understand why you're having such a hard time with that.

Then there are the people who are constantly correcting the way people eat and talking about how disgusting the way some people eat is. Then they put a bite of food in their mouth and you can hear them eating it half way across America. Now that's where I draw the line. It's one thing to eat like a cow, it's another thing to be a hypocrite about it.

Or the people who are chewing so loud, and you're like, "Hey, can you chew a little quieter please?" and then they're like "Oh yeah, sorry." and then chew louder than they were before and you're just like "Kill. Me. Now".

Eating isn't rocket science, but apparently to some people it is.

Sorry, but that's just like my biggest pet peeve ever. It's so gross.

YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

OMG! I hate it when people say that to me! Hahaha

Well, this was a nice three day weekend but it's back to school tomorrow. The good news is, I'm missing most of Wednesday because it's my birthday! And we only have 2 weeks until spring break. 

I uploaded a video today so don't forget to check it out on KatelynandKylie!

Stay Casual,
Kylie <3

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